wait, no love for Iron Maiden?

HOW ARE THERE NO GIFS OF TEDDY TALKING ABOUT HIS ‘BOYDLE’ FROM BOBS BURGERS

I’d love to be present for the wine-fueled snarkfest Paula Patton is surely having right now.

YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO YOUR USERNAME

wow fuck you carly friendship over

For some of us bedazzling never went away.

‘brosnan, whose wife got fat and weirdly he’s still with her’ is all anyone ever wants to write.

Lol yeah, I was thinking, that’s a pretty broad, blanket statement with no specific facts or figures to back it up - and it makes no account for those who diligently practice other forms of birth control because hormonal contraceptives may not be right for them.

And there’s also this: no matter how forgiving they are, the victim of a crime does not get to decide what the appropriate punishment should be. There’s a reason why the case is recorded not as Samantha Gailey vs. Roman Polanski, but as The People of the State of California vs. Roman Polanski: he perpetrated a crime…

I don’t know why, but the condescention of this comment just makes me barf.

Do you even free dive, bro?

One of the things that gives me hope is that I know Emma Thompson also signed that petition supporting Polanski. And when a she was approached by a university student in the UK who gave her more information about the Polanski case and gently asked her to reconsider her position, she—being the excellent person that she…

Sure,

Woody Allen is one of the greatest filmmakers America has ever produced, and we are going to be talking about people are going to be talking about Woody’s films for a long, long time.

This? This is nothing in comparison to learning that Kate Winslet is a Roman Polanski supporter. That’s the fucking heartbreak motherlode.

Oh hooray. The first Stonewall movie is about a fictional white gay male. This erases the BLACK trans woman who actually was the first to throw something (Marsha P. Johnson, if you’re wondering). It erases all the dykes who were being raped and arrested and who fought on the front lines of basically every important…

The fact that this movie has not a single black or latino lead is a sick joke, basically.

I’m at a water park right now (Summer in Florida, what can you do) and really, 1% (or fewer even) people here have the “ideal beach body”. The rest of us though also exist, have paid money to be here and deserve to have as much fun as anyone else, regardless of how gross we look. Fuck that shit, everyone has the right…

Fuck that shit. As an old, if it’s hot - shorts and short sleeves it is. As my mother used to say “Keep your eyes in your head and mind your own goddamned business.”

Where are the articles questioning all the dudes in tank tops with gross shoulder hair?