Even if it’s not because of timing it is. I would have waited for a minute, but if anyone ever said I was copying someone else I would slap the taste out of their mouth.

Obligatory Jiz and the Mammograms reference.

Yeah it’s totally because it’s your personal preference, and not at all because you said it like a dick hole. Poor bb.

Because they were not trained how to do ladies hair and I have seen women walk out of the barbers looking like some hack job. Unless you want a dudes style cut, go to a salon. For the knowledge.

Do you know how many people I made proof read “I gotta be me”? SO FUCKING MANY. They said it was overkill. Yes, yes it was. Because I didn’t want to look like a fucking idiot.

Girl, she ain’t talkin about us olds, lol :D

I have some vegan cupcakes I make because they are amazing. And I hate cupcakes. AND I’m not vegan. So.

I would tune in. She and Jwow cracked me up on the shore. Mostly because they are nuts, but in a fun hilarious delusional kinda way.

I want to say yes, but I also gotta say when you find something that makes you look incredible you should rock that shit.

Yes.

I say fuck a lot because I have a little pussy and I want people to think it’s big. That guy is on to me :(

The only awful thing about those is no one should ever wear white underwear. No one. Not even brides!

Boxers with tight leather pants? Boxers were for grandpa in his baggy slacks. No boxers under tight pants, egad.

3 shirts. 3 fucking shirts. in CA you would die before making it out to the car in 3 got damn shirts.

Nah I can keep up on spf 50 and I’m still going to get darker. Olive skinned people just tan easy.

I think this is kinda sexual for him. I remember watching his antics on the Simple Life.

WHY DO YOU HATE DYSLEXICS? WE IT HAVE HARD ENOGUH!

No way dude, those are the best. And they are the best because they are made with fancy thick sliced bread. I can’t fit two slices in my mouth!

Dude, I been thinking about it. Any MY brand is so fucking attainable and yet fabulous.

ba-ZING!