Really? I love calling him it because no one that is truly anything awesome fucking calls them self War Machine. He sounds like a little boy trying to be the coolest kid at the party. And that is his legal name. lol.

oh, HI conversation from years ago! Dumb fuck.....

Awww hell yeah, I had a seriously nice dude share his pot with me at a Rush concert. Have fun!

Now those might be a little too silly, hahaha. Still would.

Gimmie.

I WOULD LOVE THE DEVILS HOOF FOR A SHOE. LOVE.

Actually, I don’t think they are that bad. A big platform can look much much more extreme than it is. Yay illusions!

I promise she has several dudes doing this all the time. So annoying.

Even a dude that I follow should not do this.

No woman likes dudes asking to fuck them without so much as a “how do you do?” I’m so sad so many dudes don’t know he is acting like a thirsty douchebag. Don’t do this.

Kids are smarter than you think. Another reason why I don’t want em, you can’t get shit past a kid. They see what you do and hear what you and others and the TV says. They know whats up.

Just gotta say Chang is a motherfuckin boss.

omg you wrote me a novel and are still doubling down. I’m not reading anything else from your racist ass.

Look, they didn’t teach me how to do black hair in hair school. Like, at all. BUT I still learned and did the research myself so I could work on the black clients that came in. YES, we should be taught how to do hair and makeup for black people with the rest of our training. But we are not. I was not taught how to…

Everyone’s gotta have an act to sell. Most people are not the act. MOST.

I can promise you that the worse it feels the better it photographs. My back and hips are killing me after I take pictures.

Right? They are amazing. And they come in a variety of sizes and materials. I want to get one of those stiff leather ones to go with my structured dresses and stuff.

That’s why I carry a backpack :D There is no chance in hell I could carry everything in my pockets. Unless I wore army pants and that would make life not worth living.

Yeah, I carry a backpack. I don’t like looping lumpy and sitting on my stuff honestly. And wtf am I going to carry in a pencil skirt? Seriously! Get em outa here!

They totally can. Pockets where they work are amazing. Pockets that stick out weird, lay funny or just suck can KMA.