3 shirts can only be bested by 3 socks! Bring back layered socks!

went to hella preppy hs. knew girls that did this.

agreed to all of the above

Very interesting, but did you know... she killed someone with a car!? Am I blowing your minds? Sure the police didn’t find her criminally liable, but that will not stop me from copy pasting this comment in every Jenner story. I’m superior to all you people that don’t bring this up every Jenner story.

Bear in mind the pain of that burn the next time you think you can prevent the flu with yak testicles or whatever you idiots believe nowadays.

My biggest issue with this is the lady that started her tweet with “no offense”. Like, first of all, you are condemning this product so you do definitely mean some offense. And I also hate people who use “no offense” as a way to say super offensive things and be indemnified against the super offensive things they’re…

THE SKIN...WAS LEFT...BEHIND

I read “COBRA RAPTURED,” and I was all, but how did they know?

Take the stupidest idea you can come up with....ok you got one? Ok now take that and multiply it by 1 billion times. Ok so is that how stupid this idea is? Nope this is even stupider.

It's on a beach in Malibu. It could lack plumbing and still be valued at $30M.

He just happened to shoot the wrong lion. People are “outraged” because this one had a name. If he would have shot one of the no name lions, like what’s been happening, Jimmy Kimmel wouldn’t have been on TV crying. Next time he can do like all the other rich white people and shoot black/brown people. No one cares…

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

I was pumping at a rest stop the other day, and saw a couple roll up and change their kid on the outdoor picnic tables. I gave them a fucking filthy look (for being fucking filthy - there was a changing table in the bathroom). I could see the ‘you don’t understaaaand’ parental indignation face start. Then they saw the…

idk my mother always told me that you ARE supposed to dump out any solid waste in the toilet, but she cloth diapered? I’m not a mom, but I agree with most of this article. People are fucking gross about diapers today. Don’t change your kid’s shitty diaper on a restaurant table or a bench outside the restaurant…

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

Nancy wtf are you talking about please

GODDAMN! That dress is simultaneously repulsive and also the best thing I have ever seen. The former stripper inside me is feeling very conflicted about all this.

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