omg did you just solve depression? Mind blown.

My Child My Choice!

“It is about defending the fundamental freedom of a parent to make an informed decision.”

“Why do you have the #28 in roman numerals on your shoulder?”

“It’s how many men I’ve killed.”

meh, why not.

Yo mamma makes up stories.

Fuck cool. Reefer and Rush? Yes.

more for me, losers!

When people proclaim music dead, all they’re telling us is that they’ve entered the “Get off mah lawn!” stage of life.

Yep. A story about Pluto belongs in a celebrity gossip feature called Dirt Bag.

Anytime I talk about EDM I just pretend to hold a headphone up to one ear and say “you know....the nts nts music” So I have been practicing for years.

Only at the fiiiinneest clubs!! He is currently having his own twitter fight with DJ Kittymeowmeow

Ooooooo DJ FIGHT nts nts nts nts

it’s a situation where two douchebags are screaming at each other and you actually agree with one of them and you wonder what’s wrong with you.

Yeah, I’m with Deadmau5 on this one. That poor horse.

Because porn stars get tired of random dudes constantly messaging them. And that isn’t a conversation. A conversation is between two people who are talking back and forth. That was some thirsty guy messaging a girl for months on end, with no response.

Probably because she feels that even though she’s a porn star every athlete and “celebrity” shouldn’t feel free to ask if she will fuck them.

Wow, really? No. Even us poors allow our children to keep the money that they earn themselves.

Actually, sometimes we do. We’re not perfect, especially not at 5 years old, when we think 19 cents is enough to start saving for a surgery and that because we found it in the couch, it’s ours. And sometimes, poor parents don’t want to take the 19 cents away from a five year old to pay the bills because the thought of…