I love Chang.

I will join you in Chang’s Triad forever DangerTits, she is the perfect badass. Not all flash and crash like dumbass Vee.

It’s a way of feeling they have power over them. It’s on the family tree of rape, not sex.

you really shouldn’t be doing that in public restrooms.

Is she fucking the father? That's the only theory I can come up with for why this vile moron seems more concerned about the father getting what he wants instead of what's best for the kids. Judges like her are evil. That sounds hyperbolic but until you've dealt with a judge or a police officer or any person with…

While an improvement over a juvenile detention centre, I don't like that these children are being forced to attend camp. The lack of respect that this judge is showing for the personal autonomy of these children is shocking. Another story I read about this included a quote from the judge heaping praise on the father…

My husband and I have yet to start having kids but he’s already got them. In full force.

As as dad, I can assure you - it’s all we have. We have nothing left. Please... please leave us the dad jokes.

Sweet tea? Nobody wants to talk about diabetes in a glass, thank you.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

That judge is a disgrace to her profession, logic, and humanity in general. I’m just waiting to find out she’s banging the dad.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Now we’re incarcerating children because of their parents’ behavior? WTF is this world that I am living in?

Oh god damnit, I just laughed so hard at that. Snot came out my nose and my cube-mates are looking at me funny. I just want to keep reading it, it's so perfect.

THESE COLORS DONT RUN, ARIANA

Hahahahahaha. Hey guys, this is her “’Black people age good. Ur welcome 4 the compliment I’M NOT RACIST!” post.

Class? Defined by your standards of course. If you actually read her post you’ll see she has tried to address this directly and been forced to be ‘apologetic’ about her skin. Of course you want to force respectability politics on to her. She should be grateful for her unique position right? A spokesperson? No one is…

You have zero, and I do mean zero idea what the fuck you’re talking about.

I really know nothing about the life and times of a model, but I was fucking flabbergasted that she, a professional, a FORD MODEL, is expected to bring her own makeup. WHAT KIND OF MAKEUP ARTIST ONLY CARRIES ONE SKIN TONE?!?! Fucking fix your kits, MUAs.

WHAT? Are you mad? Are you seriously suggesting that the difference between black and white skin is comparable with the difference between black and white hair?