I think you missed the point here.

I can just tell that you LOVE Rush.

i have invested in a backpack and i am like

I carry a backpack and handbag. There's no way I'd carry keys in my pockets, change or a pen either. I rarely wear pants and pockets on a swing dress would look silly.

The last lady who made a pair of pants for me loves me because I didn’t want pockets. I’m a hippy lady and it’s just easier to go without pockets.

Because if you’re hippy and the garment is close fitting, they only make that area look wider (they pop open and don’t lay flat). That is why I have had pockets sewn shut in the past, anyway...

My favorite regular from my serving days was Mr. Bartle. Never a fuss, tipped well, knew our names and always asked how my college studies were going. When he took a once-in-a-lifetime trip to the Galapagos Islands (in his mid-70s), on his return he came in one afternoon when he knew it would be slow to show us his…

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

I disagree. Nobody steals another person. That person chooses to cheat on their partner, and here it was both people. The cheating partner is not some innocent who is lead astray by an evil sex master/mistress. Even of the third party is the aggressor the cheating partner can, and should, say “no”. Here you have two…

I feel like people should make a bigger deal about amy poehler being one of the most important figures in recent comedy history. EVERYBODY FUNNY TODAY is a product of UCB. And she (along with the Matts and Ian) started it! That’s a huge f’ing deal.

yea, but, Kurt Russell was in Big Trouble in Little China.

Well if you pay them enough sex workers will say anything, Senator.

Model, actress, entrepreneur.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris

I just used this on a pissy commenter on ROYGBIV earlier and, fuck it, it’s still relevant:

File under: not worth an article.

God I love this gif. My head is swirling with so much fanfic, based on so little moving image. If a picture's worth a thousand words, surely a moving picture is worth a bit more.

How do I get involved in that tho