‘Sofia: Unfreeze your daughters, unfreeze your heart.’
Taking up two spaces in a lot is kind of trolling. Parking REALLY close to that person, is trolling back. I think it’s a fair play. You run that risk.
i am trying to think of the comments this piece is going to get
It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.
Hmm. I really didn’t have an opinion on Amber Heard either way until just now. And now I think she’s an ass.
its not a seizure it’s just what my love feels like
Its always upsetting when people to read a column about other people being total asses like it’s a list of helpful hints/life hacks.
lol you do get really mad and it’s really funny
...I know THAT feel, bro!
Your cat sounds pretty cool.
This comment is everything wrong with America.
My cat, who once opened a microwave oven while the popcorn was popping, has more self-control than the caramel lady.
My cat, who once destroyed a floor-to-ceiling lamp with her butt, has more self-control than the caramel lady.
My cat, who once fell off a bookshelf at 3 AM only to land butt-first on my face (catass…
Guys, I love Beyonce, but I need her to stop trying to act. The first couple times were painful enough.