Yes! I never realized what a sociopath Michelle was until I read that blog.

Hmm... a million years ago was he a closeted Christian with a great smile who worked at the church as some kind of somethingorother? Maybe we have a connection. ;)

Andrea Barber, I imagine.

WHO ASKED FOR THIS

Double triple like. Although a lot of my friends think I’m kind of crazy when I send them this link because the posts are “mean.” But it is literally one of the funniest sites there is. All the jokes about how Michelle is just the worst and should have stayed in that coma... #teamstephanie #crystalmethbedamned

Andrew, no.

That’s tremendous.

HOW RUDE!

I would definitely watch a show where DJ and Kimmy are married to each other and have three adorable boys.

[looks around to make sure nobody’s listening]

Tom Sawyer’s Island in Disneyland, the lookout point at the headland north of the Golden Gate, Coit Tower, the rotating restaurant at the top of the Bonaventure in LA, several places in the Midway museum in San Diego, all. fucking. over. Balboa Park, The Crystal Cathedral while it was still a church, on top of Half…

Not people: PORN PEOPLE.

She is one pretty lady, and her response was adorable. :)

Happy birthday to the greatest, bestest Jezebel writer!

On the bright side, she still looks gorgeous even when mortified on national TV. And I actually admire Drew (something I don’t think I’ve ever thought before) for just laughing and keeping it upbeat instead of saying anything mean to her, or even “What were you thinking?!/What did you do?!” to make her feel worse.…

Happy Birthday! Here is some nsfw Fassbender, since he’s your b-day twin and all. No other motives, obviously.

After looking at countless pairs of $$$$$$ shoes for my wedding, I ended up buying a pair from her brand. No regrets!

I'll admit, while I would never do it, I kind of love it when someone does, because my puckish side loves it when there's some clueless motherfucker I can judge at the wedding.