I have the opposite problem :( Would you like the extra butt fabric I'm not using?

I don't even like ketchup but I definitely consider it something that goes onto hot dogs by default (so I better specify to please leave it off of mine).

Condiment facsists that want to tell us we can't have ketchup on our hot dogs can go eat a hot bowl of dicks. Without ketchup, if they prefer, because no one should give any shits about how others want to eat their wieners.

Disclaimer: I love Ketchup on hot dogs. F' mustard.

Your brother in law, bless his heart is a fucking idiot. I learned to shoot around the same time I learned to ride a bike. My grandfather was a survivalist who thought the hordes would come in from the cities and he would need to defend his little country home some day. Like, I literally used to eat MRE's (Chicken a…

Word. I teach at a gym and basically live in leggings, but also dislike thongs in general, so seamless is pretty much essential. I have some cute and comfortable cotton underwear but I wind up never wearing it because it is just way too visible under my workout clothes.

That Dear Abby response. Woah. But for real, ketchup is delish.

I'll admit I'm not into guns, but saying you shouldn't have the safety on feels very very wrong to me.

Ordinarily I agree with you, but seamless underwear is a tricky thing. In order to avoid the seam, the pieces of fabric are basically fused together. If you don't handwash it (and probably even then), the fabric will eventually start to pull apart.

You forget that this is a high school senior here (if she was in school). She's doing petty high school shit.

No. Kylie is just too young, naive and somewhat stupid to realize what he did was NOTHING to brag about.

The 'She had no where else to be tonight..' is beautifully implied.

HOLLERING!!!!! "She came out and babysat Blue Ivy while I WORKED. " I know it was meant to be just a regular kudos, but seriously....LMAO

I would watch this adaptation of The Slap.

So.... Tyga gave his current ladyfriend the same gift as he had previously given his ex ladyfriend? That's odd.... isn't it? In my world that's odd. I'd probably not be bragging about that on instagram, but perhaps there is more to this watch than I'm understanding.

I feel like SJP just had some indigestion after eating some stadium food (maybe just from smelling it even). I know most of my facial expressions are related to the beauty that is the digestive process.

I'm really, really sorry that you know that.

Let me be clear: Kylie Jenner was not right to shade Blac Chyna—mostly because Kylie Jenner should be in sixth period biology right now instead of flexing like a grown woman on Instagram—but the shade is, indeed, there.