if you had better reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that i agree with you and DGAF about period empowerment in north america really — however, it's good to know that you shit your pants every month for a week straight bro

I was telling the story "big" too.....loud, with a lot of energy and arm movements.

I will always contend that 18 is too old to be in a Spencer's. FIGHT ME.

That is amazing. Awkwardness so thick you could cut it with a knife.

One of my aunts had a friend that did this so she could go out to a party - she locked herself in her own trunk too. Years and years later, I'm at a party, telling a bunch of people the story and this guy says, "Yeah.........that was my mom."

You guys, I've been gone for a long time helping my mom who recently had a stroke. This is the first time that I've had a chance to actually sit down and read an entire dirtbag and THIS MADE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY!

A friend of mine worked at VS in college and a few times, girls would come in to return underwear, tags still intacted, but it was obvious they'd had sex then put the underwear back on afterwards. So burn that shit.

And I'm not even rich! It can be done!

it's unfortunate that people's reactions to this concept is basically: "eeeewy"

Welp. I'm up. There's at least one troll mimic of me posting now. Collier, can you kill this? Everybody else, I'm not in the grey on Jezebel. If you see a grey troll with my name, flag and report, please.

woodley is purely eye roll fodder for me, but her statement about insects being the future of food is not one I can take issue with. Our industrialized farming is rapidly wearing away at our environment — it is not sustainable. Bugs are an environmentally friendly alternative source of protein.

Can we stop perpetrating this silly myth that cutting hair makes it grow back thicker or longer?

We applaud the students involved in the protest for their excitement about their cause.

Heck, I went platinum this winter, and it was a HUGE pain to keep up — and I am a natural blonde! I can only imagine how much more work it must be for people who have to do more than one process to get it that light.

evidence that nori is perfectly fucking fine and comfortable and not an 'accessory' or 'doll'

All of these poses are absurd. I love them.

people who judge her have never had black hair and wanted to be blonde for a minute, then realized what a pain in the ass it was.

Nah... I'm just a dog. I only know words like good, ball and... rape.

Not a lot of Aqua Teen Hunger Force fans here?!

Not yet. I'm not getting one with my fiance because he's a wimp but my maid of honor and I are getting matching foxes right before the wedding because we both love them. We already have one matching tattoo. She's pretty much my other life partner. Haha.