I apologize for the lack of white and gold llama content in this post.

Me when eating special flavors of Oreos.

WAIT IS THAT PLOT REAL.

I own a lot of romance novels, and Fabio is on maybe 3 of them. But what I really, really didn't like about the original article (on Femsplain) was this:

Fabio, for all his immense fame, simply has not been on that large a percentage of the romance novel covers through history

I worked on a talk show for a few years and Fabio was the guest. I was not always fond of talent, but I have to say that Fabio was really one of the nicest guests we had on the show. He was gracious and considerate. A friend wanted me to take picture of them and then asked if I wanted one. I wasn't particularly…

God, I love romance novel covers. Some of them are so pretty, but when they're bad, THEY'RE SO BAD. I used to work at a used/new bookstore chain and found this gloriously awful Ellora's Cave cover one time.

oooh is she a park ranger?!?!

About your subject(s) you exclaim, "they're tacky, they're fucking glorious"...

Beatrice Small died on the 24th. A major loss for the romance community and women authors. She was a legend.

Romance novels have given me hours upon hours of entertainment and I refuse to feel bad about that. They are fun and some of them turn out down right steamy.

Turn around, Lindsay Wagner! Robert Redford carved a sleeping kitty out of wood just for you.

a "tipster"—more likely a time traveler from the 1998 set of

I love that Fabio is on the cover of Flowers from the Storm. It's so incongruous, since it's a book about a stroke victim who is trying to woo a Quaker. That book is fantastic.

But then everyone is missing out on the karaoke scene where Brit-Brit has to be coaxed up on stage and then blows everyone's minds with her amazing voice! It's very realistic. Also realistic? A bar full of people ignoring women who look like Zoe Saldana and Britney in a crop top.

God it's like none of you people saw Crossroads.

I couldn't get past how awful that wig is.

her Tommy Pickles-esque vocals

Whatever, haters.

This music is really bad and I can't see her as anything but Pennsatucky in a bad wig.