MARK.

. . . there's only one type of valentine that's okay to hand to your special chum this year . . .

Only slip on shoes for her.

It's always best, when Tyra's involved, to chalk it up to some cryptic form of humblebragging self-aggrandizement and be on one's way.

You deleted this app?

NOPE

I too would rather see him retire than give up his fucking stupid ass hat. Happy trails partner.

Now try doing that when you're a cop trying to chase an armed robber, say, while wearing footwear that has literally no traction. These boots were not made for jogging or even walking, they were made for riding a damn horse and looking cute, you know?

I'll pray for him.

Just think of it this way, the less Sriracha I use, the more is left for you!

I can help with the Indian version of this! We are all about that turmeric and chickpea flour face masks and all kinds of natural stuff. My grandma is 93 but most people think she's in her 60s.

(I used to carry around hot sauce in my bag when I lived in Massachusetts, the food was so bland)
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truer words have never been spoken

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

I just tried to imagine waking up and seeing this first thing in the morning and I blacked out for 20 seconds

Perry can neither sing nor dance. Take away the stagecraft and there is nothing there.

Unless they are a lawyer or doctor or social worker that works with/represents minors I tend to run away from people that have intricate knowledge of consent laws because something ain't smell right.

Methinks you haven't thought about anything in your life- thinking requires a brain.

Just for the record, he's not simply "a douche." Under South African law, he made child porn. That doesn't mean he deserved the assault AT ALL, but don't minimize his horrendous actions.

Because I've really had it. I've experienced so many fucking borderline assault sexual behavior from guys - "decent" nice guys, mind you, who just love their privilege so much that they treat women like objects they can penetrate as they like while not giving a fuck about how she feels, or who enjoy sexual…

He is also a rapist. The girl was underage and did not consent to condom-less sex. It was more than just a "sex tape."