For my wedding (THIS WEEKEND YOU GUYS!!!!) I'll be wearing these lovelies from Kate Spade:

Bad Will Hunting

Chan must be feeling a bit of schadenfreude right now (and rightfully so).

• Today in They're Married?!:Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn are getting divorced. [TMZ]

Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn are getting divorced.

at first i thought the robin thing was about robin's kids' mother and i was like MY GOD.

According to family, Val Kilmer's being all "It's not a toomah!" because his Christian Scientist faith has convinced him that he doesn't need throat surgery. [NYDN]

And yet you still don't have respect for your fellow humans.

You seem to be doing a lot of complaining about it now. Nobody wants to clean up shit, piss, or vomit but it is just one of those things you do when you go into the medical field.

As someone who's needed two of those procedures, let me express my profound relief that you were not the nurse who performed them. I am especially glad that the emergency urethral catheterization was performed by someone who approached the job with professionalism and compassion rather than the judgement and…

LOL. Mk. You know how many medical professionals apply to Doctors Without Borders?

Um, her name is North West, not North Best.

How about instead of a race to the bottom and only having empathy for those you *deem* fit to have empathy for, we start treating human beings like human beings and not value them by the job they happen to have at the moment, how about that?

Please, just never eat at restaurants, kthnxbai.

Please remove yourself from society and go live with wolves. Actually, no, wolves are too good for you. Find an island and never make contact. Have fun making your own food!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL I get paid to write for this website. u mad?

Except that I pretty much doubt anyone of them are poor. Those women are all from the wealthiest families of Manaus and other Amazonian towns. I don't know if you're Brazilian like me (your nick implies that you're), but it's a mistake many foreigners do to think Amazonas only has poor people. Manaus is a metropolitan…

Hell yes. I would have given that bitch the full "Carrie" treatment.

As a petite woman who avoids confrontation, I prefer PC, tbh. If it's a competition between who's the loudest or most intimidating, I have a natural disadvantage.