My neighbor's sister has been selling her poop, and she has just bought a new BMW! I started last week and have been making avg. $80/hr. pooping at home. You can do it too!

There was a couple of girls who got pregnant when I was in the middle school and it was such a Big Deal that the teachers asked to have the sex education class lowered to the sixth grade.

I actually had a reasoned well thought out and impassioned response and then I got to, "...And they're a bunch of babies who need to be kept away from liquor and boys." Now all I have is:

It was his father that was a judge. Good 'ole Dad should have used some tough love on his son way back when. When George punched a cop, his father should have left him sitting in jail, not arrange for his release and all charges to be dropped. This level of entitlement is taught and he learned early on that his…

snitches get dick stiches

Maybe the gun went off prematurely.

Gosh, that's pretty. It's like a 30s evening gown.

Three highlights stand out for me:

My wedding gown shopping was awesome. I did it all online. yep, you read that correctly. So it was me and me only. I did not want a conventional wedding gown, sorry, but white and strapless so utterly boring, everyone is doing that, in fact most gowns look the same. Here is my dress, size 10, and on sale. And…

I want to call my mom and thank her for not being such a heinous bitch.

I mean, Jobs was a huge dick, so I think Fassy's up to the challenge.

Is it weird that I think it's kind of brave to proudly proclaim atheism in her position? I feel like not a lot of people do it.

Yes, it's unfortunate that a lot of newbies think of edibles as being safer and gentler than smoking. But here are some facts to consider- 1) all edibles are sold in childproof containers and list the amount of THC in them. The really strong stuff is only available for medical users. 2) If a kid gets their hands on…

Wasn't that always a danger with edibles, though? It doesn't really matter much how strong your weed is, cooking gives you the ability to concentrate it into an extremely strong form. Take a bunch of really weak weed, cook it up in some butter or whatever, and even if it's the most ridiculously weak weed... cook a few…

"Carnage" associated with pot? How do people listen to/watch her? Her voice/demeanor is worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Guys, I don't really think she's a very good journalist.

When Dr. Drew seems like the reasonable one, it's time to take a good, long look in the mirror, Nancy. At the very least, you might finally realize that haircut is crap.

"Are you saying the 911 call is not real????"