One suggestion, never start an argument by listing out exactly how your ignorance prevents you from making said argument.

She & her husband better stay away from Buzzfeed today.

I think we know what to do here...gouge out your eyes you perv

OH, FOR...

My friend had his dog sit for an oil portrait, so.....

I'm sobbing, that's beautiful.

woops didn't mean to click that guys face ha.

Post soul-crushing breakup, I briefly went out with a bald wannabe white rapper with a "home recording studio" in his closet and zebra print bedding. What's worse is that he was, well, a bit overweight and if he was on top when we had sex, not only would I feel like I was being crushed under his weight, but he would…

OMG lol....... LOL......... LOOOL

The summer home before my senior year of college, the pizza delivery boys who worked up the street would flirt with me. One afternoon, I let one of them fingerbang me in the park. Later on, we were sitting in his car when he got a call on his cell. I could only hear his half of the conversation, but it was clear he…

His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…

I'm sorry, did you mean to submit to a "Hero Stories" contest?

Young lady approached me on the bus—

LOL. I can perfectly picture the odd square of naked flesh in a sea of hair.

the "woo woo" did it for me. i wish i could star this again

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

I have slept with so many embarrassing people. I made a lot of poor decisions in my late teens/early 20s. I lost my virginity to a 16 year old drug dealer when I was 18. And then I slept with him again a couple weeks later because I thought it might make me feel like it was a thing and not just a truly horrible idea.…

This guy from plenty of fish who was so ridiculously hairy, like a full vest. Except for his public region which was shaved clean. We had sex in my grandma's house where I lived at the time.

my lady bits are feeling funny...

LETS DO THIS!!!!