Be careful, Lorde. It's a slippery slope; you don't want to end up like Becky.

IDK, Globes afterparty with Swift as your chaperone? Seems like a fairly safe place for a little teenage alcohol experimentation.

I love Sorority girls' penchant for fancy-ing up even the most mundane of details. "GOD BECKY THIS DRESS ISN'T PURPLE YOU DUMB BITCH IT'S CLEARLY AUBERGINE."

Uh - this is still a university, right? I mean, they still have classes and assignments and stuff, beyond the time constraints presented by being polished for 15-hour days of recruiting PNMs?

Real Talk: Homelessness is not a multi-day hike.

So this is funny. Every year my husband, who is a Dj, hosts and DJ's a food drive for our local women's shelter. Two or so years ago we were going to focus on women's hygiene products (tampons, pads, deodorant) and made a flyer that we caught flack for from a few women (via Facebook, of course) saying that doing a…

How bout the fact that her father is 'alternative' ? What 40 year old dude hasn't grown out of that phase? The kind that would sleep with his daughter nevermind redacted.

She found out when she heard us making love. I guess we didn't realize how thin the bedroom floor was. She really didn't mind. Now we're like a little family. She calls me her daughter.

Nah. Fucking your teenaged daughter is objectively wrong. NEXT.

Like special dog, whilst moving.

it's the family thing that is honestly the weirdest part

i cannot explain the strange, upset internal keening sound i am making in my mind right now.

Imma sit this one out.

Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.

This is NOT ok.

I'll help make "Because, Fuck You Jess" happen. I know one. Fuck her.

I think another commenter aptly described this behavior as "Machiavellian".

If that food poisoning one is actually true, then that's awful. Her and the bride had a problem, and a bunch of wedding guests had to suffer because of that? Yikes.