I would rather binge watch every season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians than hear another sentence from Charlie Sheen.

Mine has more of a throaty chuckle.

Or a tattoo of an incredibly detailed hand holding a tattoo gun as if drawing that penis.

Haha, well the east coast, but not some fancy pearl-wearing, blue blooded area. My aunt said it was a trashy move and I've remembered it since! Though I'm not sure I should take fashion advice from the lady anyway.

Yeah, it shows off her baby bump* like Uggs show off my graceful foot shape. But the tabs have gotta get those clicks somehow!

Ha - it's a inside joke from an earlier post from months ago on Kitchenette, where some customer in a restaurant was a big dickbag and was like, "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES" or something like that.

Yeah, something looks off to me, too. Also, that dress isn't doing her any favors.

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

omg shut up.

Thanks. I definitely had a moment of fist pumping the air and saying, "Yeah, thats what you get, you a-hole." But it was so long ago. I'm sure he's forgotten all about me, and I hate that I can't let this shit go. It's not fair that I still have to deal with it, and remembering it makes my day shitty, and he can just…

I think Kylie Jenner looks cute. If I were young and fit and had the cash for those boots I would wear it, too. Crops tops are so in! (And I do wear those...with super high-rise pants and skirts, though, to hide my muffin top).

The only thing I can say is that I am certain you are not terrible.

I love watching the Graham Norton Show. So much more entertaining than the American chat shows. I feel as though the American celebs let their guard down and show a little bit of their realness. Could be the booze, but who knows!

Jessica Lang said that because of the bad reception of King Kong, she couldn't get another job and a year after the movie was released she was waiting tables. She only got another film role because she got involved in theater after moving to NYC and Bob Fosse cast her in All That Jazz.

The best part of this was when she talked about age in Hollywood and Mark Ruffalo became the smoothest man in history. Magical.

And then everything worked out great for everyone involved.

Handling menstruation is a challenge that women face everywhere and falls on a spectrum, from the practice of chhaupadi in Nepal, to women feeling ashamed of and pressured to conceal their menstruation in North America.

Unrelated but I lived in Buenos Aires for six months, and, relatively speaking, guess what's the most expensive thing in that city (other than tampons, apparently)? McDonald's. Yes, McDonald's. You can literally get one of the best steak dinners you can imagine, something that would run you at least $250 here, for…