"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I can make a sandwich myself at home but some times I'd rather someone else take the time to do the work for me. Also if I'm out and about and I want a quick but decently healthy meal, Panera is a good choice. Part of the reason why I go to quick casual places is because they are quick.
The story is half accurate, so when Chuck threatens to sue you, ya need to get it right. He pooped himself whilst on the floor (allegedly). He did not poop on the floor. Link to (alleged) photo follow, as it is of a graphic nature (pooped pants): Poopy Pic
I hate people who bring their babies with them on planes.
He says he's a different person, but he starts the note with a "you're not that hot I wasn't even asking you out" paragraph before saying all he can do is apologize, but not actually apologizing. This is after he asked out a woman he apparently remembered tormenting but decided to act like nothing had ever happened.
Sorry but years of being tortured as a fag made me unforgiving of whom they were or whom they are. Fuck them hard.
"Every day for three years" is not some isolated childhood bullying incident. That's deliberate harassment from the time they were about 13 to 16 years old.
He had the opportunity to apologize when they bumped into each other a few years later. He didn't. He had the opportunity to apologize with his first email &…
Screw that. My company wanted us to each pay $30 for our holiday party. They can think I'm not a team player for all they want if they think I'm gonna shell out $30 for cheap wine, bad catering and karaoke.
There's one rule: don't go.
Someone brings this up every time. In casual conversation, "vagina" has turned into an all-encompassing word and is used in lieu of vulva, which sounds too scientific
Vulva, while correct and appropriate in a whole lot of settings is fucking terrible for sex. If a guy commented on my vulva during sex, I can assure you that his dick would be nowhere near anything of mine.
Yeah! And while we're at it, keep all the wholesome Christmas dreck out of the tits and gore I'm trying to watch! The last thing I want is my guts and butts interrupted by a commercial where some towheaded children joyfully open their presents around a Christmas tree to the strains of Nutcracker music.
Especially since they are cutting out scenes from a half hour special to fit in more commercials. A Charlie Brown Christmas had Sally's letter to Santa, Shermie's line about being a shepherd, and Lucy and Schroder's back and forth about playing Jingle Bells cut to fit in more fucking ads when it played on The Family…
Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."
Swift does not get credit for quoting every rap song on the radio.
You shut your damn mouth about coconut cake right now. It is AMAZING*