Um yeah, so does that mean I have to swallow the couch too?

No self-respecting girl swallows for a single-serving bag of Lays.

His place is so clean and generically decorated! Do you think he used the photos from the ads before he moved in, and photoshopped the Lays in to add some personality, or do you think he cleaned up real nice before taking pictures so he could prey on the homeless girl of his dreams?

oh my gosh i totally agree, i should have made that clear

Agreed and like someone said above, they absolutely would have let the guy get eaten and then killed the snake to get him out.
Also (and I say this as sort of tongue-in-cheek) is this some new level of privilege? Like, "I have nothing else today so I think I'm going to get swallowed by a snake, film it and make money…

They're not wrong. This was fucking stupid and he's full of shit when he says it was for conservation. It was to get famous really fast. If the snake had swallowed him, they were 100% going to kill it to get him out. COOL, BRO. Let's conserve by taunting something and then killing it when it does what it's meant to…

Well you know, even a stopped clock (made entirely out of shit) is right twice a day.

fify

Seriously. The more Greek defenders speak, the worse they make the system look. I'm getting pretty sick of the persecution complex they have going. The worst is when they compare criticizing the Greek system to racism.

There's so much horrible shit here I'm not even sure where to begin, but for now I'll just say, color me incredibly unsurprised that the Greek system thinks it's the REAL victimized party because activities were "suspended" during a period when school was not in session. Who gives a shit about the systematic way rape…

I was so much happier before I knew who Charles C. Johnson was

Can we just all be finished with Victoria's Secret anyways? I don't have any patience left for their tone-deaf campaigns, tacky shows and shitty, shitty bras.

It's time those boys dropped the pretense.

Chris Brown and Drake should date

BY THE WAY, CASEY KASEM STILL HASN'T BEEN BURIED.

Dammit, now I want pot pie and pot, but I only have one of those things.

When i'm high as fuck, speaking is hard. I don't even know how they can cook.

idk it's where all my tay news is often at, so yes all the important things happen here.

This is the nature of employment in today's America. Basic common sense and human decency are viewed as forms of theft.

As someone with overactive bladder, I've been looking forward to pregnancy because I thought at least when I'm pregnant, I won't be judged or reprimanded for getting up in the middle of things. Looks like that's not necessarily the case. :(