You know what I like about Raven's response? She clears the rumors about herself up, asks to be left out, and does not rush to defend him or refute any other women's claims (Ahem, cough cough, friends of Woody Allen).

I like the cut of your wife's jib.

My Bestie had a skinny mirror (no TM) in her bedroom throughout high school and college. It was set at an angle and it made us look so amazing we would gaze into it before going out and consequently, feel like a million bucks. Man, I loved that Skinny Mirror. Now, apparently, I have an Old Tired Hag mirror in my home…

I had the same reaction: hatred!

The best/worst part of that review is where he blames his inability to "perform" (UGH.) on the fact that the bar let in nothing but ugly girls. His douche gravity is indeed so great that not a single trace of self-awareness can escape.

Yes Jim S., it's the bouncer that's the douche.

#crabgate

Clearly you've seen our food before.

Next, try Goetta.

Personally super excited for Kathy to take Joan's place! It's what Joan would have wanted.

I would never wear these in my Real Life, but god the under eyebrows ones would make me feel like a sci fi anime princess and I wish I could wear them clubbing with my most ridiculous shades of Urban Decay Eyeshadow.

That's what I was thinking! I've been waiting all this time to hear about the size of Mark's testicles!

Hmmm. I've always referred to my own set as "Moses and the Israelites", spoken in the voice of Yul Brynner.

That looooong con. Bout to live big on that $600.

This was my first thought too. "I invested over a year in pretending to be women in need to painstakingly defraud an emergency fund of a few hundred bucks!" is not the kind of stuff that tends to feature in a hero's journey.

The story begins to fall apart once you realize that actual people who troll us feminazis would probably not put that much sincere effort into pretending to be one of us unless they were pulling some sort of really strange con a la Raffey. Even then, the idea that anyone would bother juggling 3 different fake life…

The replies are pretty heartening

Isn't there a limit on the funds for the Emergency Fund?

This is... the weirdest thing... Especially since even though he's clearly lying, he had to have been around enough to figure out how everything worked in the first place.

Assuming any of this is true (it almost certainly isn't) how the hell does he think this story makes him look?

I'm Italian-American (mom was born in Italy, still have relatives over there, etc.) and we've been known to put a little sugar in the sauce ("gravy"). A LITTLE. Like, maybe a teaspoon or two in an 8 qt stock pot. Or course, I always taste it before I put the sugar in. Not every pot needs it.