Ok, I can go with that. I assumed you were just dousing the poor focaccia like a plate of chips for some reason, silly me.

Hahahahahahaha. I actually LOL'd when Christopher Walken Walkened his way through "Who's the greatest villain… of all time?"

I think she's going to go the Witness Protection route. It worked for Gretchen Mol.

Taking bets now: after this debacle will Allison Williams go the James Franco "look, it's obvious I didn't even try" route or will she opt for the Anne Hathaway "that was embarrassing, but at least I tried"?

This is Jennifer Lopez? For Christ's sake. Does her skin care specialist need a kidney? I can get by fine with just one.

I prefer Cholula, honestly.

Missouri KKK membership has QUINTUPLED in the past few weeks. Lots of awful, racist people who have no interest in Darren Wilson whatsoever are salivating in the hopes this all goes down in his favor just to have a "good/legal" excuse for killing them some black people.

sometimes i just think you want people to fight you

The taste lack is what makes it so good! With Cholula, Tabasco, etc you can't add it to food without also adding a vinegar taste, which is not always desirable.

Skyline is an abject mockery of all that is good and right in the world.

POLL: putting sugar on spaghetti with marinara/tomato sauce.

I wonder how many professional enablers (like this chauffeur) were in his life?

I used to jam out on my drive to work when I taught high school, and on more than one occasion, a student asked me if I had been crying or angry on my drive, because they saw me hardcore emoting in my car.

The power your computer consumed while you typed this comment could have provided light for 13 orphans to learn to read. You monster.

I had a car full of cool black girls laugh their asses off at me singing in my car on the Bay Bridge. I could either hear or lip read (not sure) one of them saying CINDY LAUPER!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! I wasn't even mad. Glad to give you a laugh, ladies! Fair enough!

obligatory.

My dance moves are to "Push it". Which I do. Real good.

I don't think that at all. Honestly, I doubt many do.

Yeah, I guess you showed them, didn'tcha? So...no more feminism, now? Maybe next, you could draw a picture of Putin with a bunch of stink lines coming off of him, and bring down the USSR.....

Actually I'd say those make him the only dude in this picture who is actually trying to look good (not that anyone cares whether he is or not, which is the point of this post). But yeah, pretty sure those are $200+ custom Air Max's. Kinda weird on a skinny white dude in a cardigan, but in the hip hop/sneaker head…