I was reading Deadspin's Funbag earlier today, and there was a post about what were the most "masculine" alcoholic drinks. The best comment said, in essence, that worrying about/feeling compelled to defend your masculinity is pretty much the definition of not being masculine.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

Sorry Mark, this does not compare to that one time in the comment section you mentioned in passing the Reddit thread of the man who had regular sex with his mother. I read that entire thread, the whole damn thing, and my faith in humanity dropped 50 points.

Especially because having sex with siblings or having crushes on siblings, at least, isn't that rare.

Either fake or that lady is really dense.

Uh, just a heads up to all you protective best men out trying to "look out" for your brobros, you might never really know what kind of relationship the married couple in question has. Even the most vanilla seeming people have arrangements.

We're not just talking about them. The victim is giving interviews. The lurid nature of the story is unpleasant, but it's also hard for me to say that people should stop discussing a subject when the person hurt most by it seems open to discussing it (presumably because she's being paid to give interviews...but...it's…

Suddenly blowing your dealer counts as cheating?

Ha ha, reminds me of my last roommate. Who suddenly went ballistic after a week, (because my moving his phone from the arm of the couch to the table so the cats wouldn't knock it off was "patronizing" ) started screaming in my face, and when I pushed him away from me, called the cops to report me for assaulting him…

The first two words of the headline work just fine on their own. Every day. For almost every story.

Someone sitting next to me at a play years ago threw up in her purse and then just sat there for the rest of the play like it was NBD.

Not so much "awful" as "bafflingly stupid", but while I was in the process of divorcing my first husband, his attorney called me up and left a long-winded threatening message on my answering machine. Yeah, the kind with a tape.

I once saw a very drunk, very confused young man trying to stick a beer bottle up his ass whilst crying. I was at a party and went to an upstairs restroom, only to see that monstrosity. When he saw me, he didn't stop, but just stared deeply and sadly into my eyes. I then gently closed the door and left that house…

My Ex left Skype up on the shared computer. I don't think she knew that things she typed from her phone would show up on the computer.

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"When it's dark, all you see is corn." ::CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY AFTER JUST READING THIS STATEMENT::

or bust through the corn, if you're that terrified. like, there's an idea.

god.

that "odd stress ball" is my husband

My bff could not believe this woman has a record deal.