I would like to decline, and not even politely. This is a horseshit idea.
This is how I feel about Ariana Grande. Always.
Blech imagining "The Boy Is Mine" being about Big Sean retroactively ruins it.
It's not right and it's not okay.
i would like to politely decline
That story about how Rita Ora should stop trying to happen? It should have been about Jessie J.
(Full disclosure: Grimes and I know each other, and worked for the same newspaper at different times.)
"I get told to abort myself, or run into traffic, or jump off a building, every week. "
One of the greatest moments of relief in my life was realizing I didn't have any close friends to nominate me for that stupid icebucket challenge. Introverts for the win!
Yeah I can't blame her at all for doing it when every week tabloids post headlines like 'BRITNEY WEIGHT GAIN? IS SHE PREGNANT' with circles drawn round her single role of fat that everyone gets when they sit down and lean forward. This woman is a perfectionist in every way (come to think of it I can't recall any 'has…
Jezebel is like that popular girl in high school who loves a certain few (aka Lupita Nyong'o) and then acts like an asshole to others (TayTay, Blake Lively, etc). I've never understood how their favoritism works.
I assume we are all similarly outraged that the Oklahoma City bombing memorial is #2 on Trip Adviser's list of top-rated OKC attractions.
So tear down the Vietnam War Memorial, and Pearl Harbor Memorial, and Tomb of the Unknown Soldier and every other god damn memorial as well? Is that what you're saying?
Jesus Hopscotching Christ, she's being like as candid and respectful as possible.
The actual Culture Wars involve half the writers on Jezebel trying to build up Taylor Swift while the other half try to tear her down.
She's ok as far as pop artists go ( her music isn't my thing at all) but I'm confused by the 'EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS THE GREATEST THING EVER' to me shes indistinguishable from Rihanna, Katy Perry, lady gaga..
I don't know much about warp tools, but she is definitely pulling that leotard or whatever tight behind her back to make her waist smaller. I can do the same thing. I am basically Beyoncé!
Next you're gonna be telling me she isn't actually Dr. Zoidberg!