Who cares. Bey doesn't have time for mere mortal things like PS. She delegates that shit and moves on to the next sexy swimsuit. Clearly she needs to fire her instagram wizard though.

What next? Women start painting their faces? Wearing shiny things? The horror! When will it stop?

It shows a real indifference when someone would rather get drunk than try to prevent more rape.

*Holds up megaphone and chants* THIS IS WHAT ENTITLEMENT LOOKS LIKE

God, ground those babies from parties for the rest of their academic careers. Their leather Sperry boat shoes will be the chalices from which I quaff their spoiled ass,
whiny baby, well coifed tears.

What a bunch of whiny assgoblins.

Not cool by John Hopkins, we all know these students have a constitutional Right To Paaaarrrttaaaayyyy as given to us by our founding fathers, the Beastie Boys.

Pro-tip: Binge drinking enables mental health issues. I would somehow expect a school revered for their medical program to not have idiotic mentalities like these.

yeah. That's some pretty advanced stuff for a middle school boy to be into.

9th grade trip to DC = the one where I discovered that getting laid was not the same as booty dancing with someone...after I told everyone I'd gotten laid with multiple guys. I still have a friend who laughs at me about that.

Rihanna's. Outfit. Is. Literally. Everything.

I'm not so sure about this. I think his PR team is surprised; he probably remains clueless.

Asking to be made into a meme is pretty much the antithesis of internet memeography

We are going to need some really good War on Christmas carols if we want to win this thing. I wrote two to get us started.

Plastic surgery helps people look unique and interesting. Just ask these contestants for Miss Korea 2013.

Didn't you know?

AND ONE OF THEM IS AN F6! THAT'S 'F' AS IN 'THE F-WORD'!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?!

Related: The numeral "6" appears on my keyboard three times. THREE TIMES! THINK ABOUT IT!

'Bottoms up and the Devil Laughs' is my new toast 4EVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think my favorite part is where she keeps mentioning that "you can't deny that this is a cross" in reference to the "o" with the line through it. You know what lady, I actually feel perfectly comfortable denying that that is a cross.

say whatever you want about Culkin but I would take him over Ashton Kutcher any day