I'm a big fan of dispensing the vaginal hug.

That's just low. He should get his ass disbarred to see how he likes it. Scumbag.

I've never watched that show and now I kind of want to because it looks like a train wreck

how dreadful :(

I front hug almost everyone I meet. I'm a front hug slut and proud of it!

Is "first kiss" in quotes for a reason? Did they actually not kiss until they were at the altar? Or is it in quotes because it's a euphemism and they actually fucked for the the first time right up at the altar?

But the magic sky wizard who tells us that humility and generosity and mercy are desirable traits demands that we show our adulation to him and hand over our worldly goods and shit to his church and punish the eternal ever-loving fuck out of anyone who strays from his path.

LEA DELARIA WHY ARE YOU HITTING ON STRAIGHT WOMEN WHEN I AM HERE WAITING FOR YOU?

Fun fact: Lea DeLaria once hit on me. I was seated across from her and next to Harvey Fierstein at a fundraiser. I'm not gay, but her hitting on me made my night. :D

Well, that makes it more obvious you're filming, so I get why they were doing it on the DL here.

Oh I was joking. I've been on trains with much more famous people, it was more just me making fun of the M train (I have very strong opinions about train lines).

so that fangirls like myself can hope to be on it with her. Duh.

Ugh, these people...if God has a plan, it's a pretty fucking shitty one that kills children and newlyweds with terminal cancer all willy-nilly. If God is real, he's an asshole.

LEA DELARIA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU PLEASE MARRY ME?

If they really care so much about Brittany's life and how it ended, how about they donate some of their hoards of cash that go towards maintaining their giant palaces and gold-threaded robes to cancer research? Fuckers.

I was on vacation internationally on this tiny island and the staff was telling us to watch out for while snorkeling and stuff. Jelly fish, lion fish, rays and such. They asked if we knew what to do if we got stung. A fellow American's hand shot up, "YOU PEE ON IT!"

DO NOT PEE ON JELLYFISH STINGS. DO NOT PEE ON JELLYFISH STINGS. DO NOT PEE ON JELLYFISH STINGS.

This picture made me happier than a happy thing.

So this troglodyte doesn't get a boner over her anymore? How sad!