Sidekicks, LexisNexis, Paris Hilton... This post is like a glorious time capsule.

This is guy is The Bling Ring on 'roids.

I can understand how some parents feel about their kids being exposed to Scandal at such an early age. I mean, think of the questions those parents have to deal with like "Why aren't there any believable characters? " or "Does Kerry Washington really think quivering her lip conveys the entire range of human emotions?"

Hahahaha!

Thanks. Between me and my father and his GF/baby mommy, we spent 10 years trying to get him help. My father got him at least two jobs that I knew of, I hired him to do work around the house and help me when I moved to Atlanta, etc.

This is an instance where playing the "what if the genders were switched?" game doesn't really change anything about the story.

I am by no means Madonna's biggest fan (or really a fan at all), but I think anyone who has ever had a relationship with an addict (family or otherwise) knows that there's a point when you have to step back and wash your hands of the situation - especially if they aren't ready to get sober. There's only so far you can…

I'm trying to decide if I'd rather be a "Muppet face ass" or "trout mouth ass bitch" and I think I'd rather be a Muppet face ass, but there's room for debate.

burt no

Yeah? What about Maya Angelou?

There's nothing wrong with being a porn star either.

I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

I don't know what his politics are but the man clearly knows his snack foods and that is A-OK with this voter.

This is what I mean about most of the distaste for Kardashian and Co. being rooted in misogyny. So she made a sex tape and you disapprove. She should be doing "respectable things." She then turns around and does "respectable things" nearly a decade out from said sex tape and now you can't support her ventures because…

For starters you could ignore them. Does it really bother you?

When I was in college, my roommate and I went to some Halloween party with a girl from our dorm. The next morning, she comes walking up to the common area still in her eighties-prom outfit. We asked her where she ended up staying the night...she lifts up her dress to reveal her yellow thighs and says "Bart Simpson…

Yeah - horrible people hate admitting they're wrong. I had a classic one of these working retail when a woman accused the cashier of stealing her credit card. She insisted she had put it down on the counter and the cashier had taken it. The cashier said she had swiped a rewards card and given it back but hadn't seen a…

Yesss! I learned that lesson in retail. Some people simply will not admit that they were/are wrong and that you, a simple shop girl, could possibly be right. No matter how patiently you explain, no matter who else backs you up, they can't be wrong! I love watching these people tie themselves in knots of ever more…