lol keep digging.

Oh yes. As someone that has been to many ,many naked events of all sorts the dudes with boners were always problems. Not JUST because they had a boner.

No, he’s just a child.

I think that I think of dudes and sex as disposable as long as they got abs and took a shower then they make the cut, hahaha. But friends? Friendship means you are in, and I don’t let lot of people in.

That blows :( It seems like they make a lot of plans for adult time during kid activities so if you don’t have a kid then you are not invited.

People been doing it forever, now it’s just cute to say it.

I agree with her. I have no children so women don’t want to hang out out seems. I could find a dude I’m willing to fuck for a hour in ten minutes flat. Can’t remember the last time a woman took my number so we could hang out and be friends. Even if I want to, they don’t. It sucks.

Gamblers.

Mr.Tits and I learned at dim sum that green veggies love hoison sauce. That’s not my go to for damn near all of them.

Twice a week?? Your body is not mostly water at that point, it’s mostly shit! D:

THE WEED IS THE ONLY THING SAVING YOU.

Well that’s just incredible.

I’m glad I had mine. I waited for mom to look away so I could make a break for it and socialize while at Disneyland and stuff. My mom is on the ball, but no person can have their eye on the kid at all times. Especially if there is more than one.

Yeah when we are talking about federal shit and crossing state lines then we are no longer fucking around.

“I see your butt!!” is regularly shouted at my house.

Really? You gonna blame a kid because you just decided to give a fuck? Come on you know that’s dumb.

Nudity is hilarious. I want to learn the accordion just so I can film myself playing it naked because that’s comedy.

No.

Straighter figures have a harder time with high rise. If you have a lot of difference from hip to waist then they look fantastic.

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