Not looking to debate. Nothing really left for me to say!

She has a beautiful face that easily pulls off short cuts I think.

That’s a lot of words I don’t care about. Sorry.

That was a joke? Please for the sake of comedy find better material than “Ladies need to be havin long hair, amirite??” Because it’s very very very very very very very very old and tired. Soooo tired.

As a hairstylist, all you really need is someone that can take your face and hair type into account. Anyone can look nice with short hair, but not just ANY short hair style.

Weird, I pulled in more dick than I wanted w/ my short hair and high waisted pants.

But, nobody is doing it for you.....

What people just should eat their art? Live in it? Fuck the romanticizing of living a life of poverty for art, or else you are a hack sell out. Fuck. That.

I have exactly one friend that looks good in low rise. And several that claim that looks the best on them...

I didn’t even know I wanted this but I want it more than I have ever wanted anything.

I can roll w/ a strap you can see, but if I’m going to claim the money/class/style/bullshit these two do then it better be a black satin strap with some bling. Or, worked into the design somehow. Or, ya know. A proper strapless merry widow to pop em up if she needs (but they fake, how much does she need?)

Ohhh, I think a bigger picture might help in this case. I was just like....Is that on her body or the picture??

I’m not understanding this from a design or structural standpoint at all. Is this stick on armpit fringe? What’s going on here??

Oh yeah, and who do you recommend? Cumbersnatch? Ryan Goose?

I think it’s mostly men that are tired of disappointing only one woman.

Woooo! I enjoyed reading these way too much.

Damn. I thought for sure my poop one would make it! hahaha

hahahahaha I’m sorry, number jokes are totally lost on me :P I’m an artist, the fact I can (usually) count to 10 is astounding.

Yep. I keep hearing about how great I look with my recent weight loss and it’s like, I’m sick...What happens when I get better?

??? Can’t tell if serious......