Egads man, you don’t eat the stuff!

Nah, that can go, but the stubble stays! I have a suspicion it’s a lace front....Hope I’m wrong.

How long does he keep this gig? If he is lucky it will go on for a year or more and motherfucker can never work again. You know what you get paid for staring in several Mc-D’s commercials? $$$$$$$$$$$

I hope he shit himself to death at a Sears. And it made the news.

OH SHIT

Nahhhh, he just has to promise to do like he always does and just not say a damn thing. He was actually pretty chill on some reality TV show I saw him on years ago. Celeb fat camp? I can’t remember.

Would still do.

That’s a rill stupid commercial, but he’s hot. I am now pro Hamburgler solely for face sitting reasons.

Yeah that was pretty much what I did, haha

Oh the 50’s were all about strapless sweetheart necklines on everyone. This modesty bullshit we push on kids is really new.

YIKES D:

Nahh, a lil tape on your nipples and it’s all good. Besides those of us that wear this kind of slut wear don’t mind an ocasional nip slip hahaha

I would wear the shit out of this. To catch a drag show. And yes, there would be a crown and gloves.

The strange thing was that was the only really weird thing he ever said. Other than that seemed totally normal. Which is terrifying.

D:

“I would eat the corn out of your shit”

Gurl you better watch what you say about my man. I have wanted to sit on that face since I was just a lil teenage Tits. No other crush has lasted like this!

Your sarcasm detector must be out for cleaning. Sheesh.

Airlines can’t bet on that. And I’m very thankful they don’t, I don’t want to be seated near someone they thought would be easy to control only to find out, nope. Not this time.

I’m sorry, but that is just wrong. A 15 year old can cause a huge amount of trouble if they want to and the mom said she might. I would take her word for it. I’m guessing you have never been on the receiving end from someone violent and autistic? Autistic does not mean frail and delicate. Could she have “taken down…