Can't fuck with crust.

Oh dog, the amount of dye it must take to change the colors.

Yes, that would be helpful.

Ketchup is delicious, no not on everything but definitely on some things. LIKE HOT DOGS.

I don't like the seamless underwear :/ I have yet to find any that actually fits right! Underwear elastic is so confusing, I got booty but I'm a size 6 buying x-lg underwear in an attempt to get proper elastic+fabric tension. And I just refuse to pay a lot of money for underwear unless they can show me WHY it costs…

Hand guns are fucking scary. Way more fucking scary to me than a rifle. For some reason moving a full size rifle is not scary to me, it's easy to keep it pointed away from people and not do something stupid. But hand guns I feel like I gotta pinch them by the bottom. Like carrying a dead rat by the tail. Irrational…

Underwear that falls apart is unacceptable to me. The stuff I made myself is 2 years old and elastic is still going strong. We could have quality products, but then we would not need to replace all our stuff constantly.

"Don't go there!"

WOAH, school? As in not grandmas? I only ever see old ladies with these!

Nah I have not had the opportunity to eat any, but I would.

aww that's not nice, but hopefully everyone will see that's it's not you.

Obviously. This is bullshit.

That's what won me over to the idea. I love sea bugs. Escargot is delicious, soooo. Ok.

Pssshhh. Even at my most active here on the MP I never had an impostor.

WORK IT LADIES, WOOOOOOORK!

People have feelings about Ben Stiller that are not hate? Imagine that.

She did the chop pre bleach. I think she was getting ready for it.

Platinum and shocking pink for several months. I did not allow dark roots so we bleached every 3 weeks. Fuck. That. Shit.

As someone with an incredible boob job, they are not unicorns. You guys just don't know we are not #SoBlessed.

I love it very much and can't wait for Mr.Tits to get home so I can show him.