Hand Banana. Fucking Hand Banana, the rapist mutant dog. That's kind of amazing.

Nah google is a powerful tool and lots of kids know how to use it and know a lot of random shit. Warms my cold dead heart.

hahahahaha yesssss!

haha Can ya blame her?

You're too kind. And not fuck with our eyebrows? What next, keep our natural hair color?! :D

Don't worry, in 5 years everyone is going to have 1930's starlet pencil thin eyebrows, because they are eyebrows. Short of getting rid of em what else can ya do? Same for high rise pants! Wait it out, they will go down again in time. Except for me cuz I rock that shit.

Say good lookin, you just step off a sailboat? So windswept!

Meh. I like it. But I also like runway fashion because I like exaggeration.

Psssst! Everything is exaggerated, it's a cover. Check out her lip line. Topless with motorcycle jacket. Pageant earrings.

I love the sexy chicken dance.

Wat? After we are done banging you need to gtfo of my shower. This is me time buddy!

YES. Then it's like, ok to the bedroom! Because I don't need to bust my ass while trying to get some ass.

That needs two more coming from each side. Otherwise, yes please.

"Tits how did you lose all that weight??"

Yeah IDAF if she is serious. Maybe some people do have relationships that would go to shit from it, I dunno. I think a lot of people have fucking insane rules for their marriage or whatever but it's not mine, so have fun with that.

I never shut the door all the way. I hate slamming things!

Edited, read wrong.

Even a gradual sweep would have been better. This flap thing is so....jarring.

I dunno, not one of these tops create any real silhouette. Nary a proper waist or anything to give it shape. I don't care what size you are, most of these pieces are lazy as hell. I say this as a fashion designer, these things need some freakin seam lines and better fabric!

WTF? They just disconnected the front and back and gave it a flap and not a gradual curve? Dog in heaven, Target needs my assistance...