Soccer is a *puts sunglasses on* Krul game

#notalldives

Oh, she sounds lovely. It's such a pity that you couldn't be at her wedding. But like you said, holidays are hard to travel on. And nine weddings??! Goddamn.

I just don't see how complaining that holiday weddings can suck for the invitees is making it about you. You turned down the invite politely. Making it about you would've been showing up and bitching about being there, or flipping on her. Enjoy your beer!

I reallllyyyyy, realllyyyy don't understand people who comment on here sometimes... Very over confrontational. I think you're very right about holiday weddings, too.

I am American but live in the UK. Of course, today was a work day for me, but tomorrow I am having a proper American BBQ. Happy 4th Jezzies!

Is he eating it?

That's a great question.

Silva is an idiot. You knocked yourself out of the next match over a Goalie kick. Good job.

Those two birds are not nearly as impressive as the simultaneous Dikembe-Mutombo-style finger wags.

This is my beef with Rivers — she's so thin-skinned herself. You can't have it both ways — if you want to tell other people that they shouldn't be sensitive, then you can't flip out when they criticize you. What, they can't be offended by your saying heinous things about them, but all they need to do is call you a…

I am so confused as to where this guy came from

The ref forgot his cards at the locker room.

If this ref doesn't take control of this game real quick, it's gonna get ugly.

I mean, BRIGHT HIGHLIGHTER SUN YELLOW is an easily missed jersey color.

you think the cops don't rape people?

Aw. I want to hug you just for doing that.

I once stopped my car in the middle of the street because I was so sure that a hedgehog was crossing in front of me. I waited for a solid 5 minutes (it was 3am, no traffic in a residential area) until I realized a)that's fucking stupid there are no wild hedgehogs in this area and b)it was actually a pinecone.

This may becone the best video of the day, but I'm not going to hedgehog my bets just yet.

Yes embarrassed for them, but also - and this is kind of mean - sort of schadenfreude? I have never really disliked Jewel, but seeing this jump from folksy pop poet to dancing, scantily-clad pop star really rubbed me wrong. Coupled with the overall awfulness of it all just makes me cringe at, and for her.