This whole post made me laugh. It did make me somewhat sad that I'm boring and the most I could probably muster is something like "BEWBS. Huehuehue..." I need to step up my colloquialism game.

Is that...Sir Mix-A-Lot? haha

I haven't heard "yabos" in forever and didn't know that I missed it. Haha. You have to finish the triumvirate with your butt term.

I hope the jokes I attempted with that comment are obvious enough that its not just me using the word 'snatch'. Although, I'll take a snatch kudo any day.

I'm 31 and 25 year old women call me an old man. Ahaha.

I do the same with a scrapple, egg, and cheese sandwhich

She stole the movie....

Why are they napping? I NEED THEM.

Harvard, the most prestigious university in the world, is not really representative of the greater college-attending and/or millennial population.

hah she has a stomach full of tattoos, too, so you don't really notice until you look hard enough. She has elf ears and tattooed eyeballs too. Not sure why....she just loves the mods.

It's like the shit I used to do to MY clothes (either laces, ribbon or safety pins) when I thought I was cool in HS. Spoiler alert - I was not cool.

U G L Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!

I'd use the 'c-word' to describe that grabby, old bag when attempting to get the ball but I'd get flamed. Instead, I'll just call it a 'snatch'.

Q. "Mr. Tendulkar, what is your reaction to the #WhoisMariaSharapova Twitter hashtag?"

"He's a great kisser," Jill gushed after the two finally shared their first smooch. "All his trumpet playing paid off!"

As a life-long resident of Whore Island, I have to say that waiting until your wedding day to kiss (or screw) the guy you are supposed to be in love with can only produce disastrous results.

I disagree. He looks really high here.

I like your mood.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…