What took them so long? The trailer dropped over a week ago. 

Oh man, ALL of this. I’m from DC but I moved away two years ago to ATL and whenever I come to visit now I just feel like the vibe is so different here than it was the eight years before I left.

Adding an extra level of disgusting on top of this story, Cheetolini has a TYPE. Maria looks a lot like Ivanka.

I pretty much exclusively buy my friend’s “gender neutral” baby clothes / stuff (yellows, greens, light greys, multi-colored stuff etc). For a few reasons. 1. Most of my friends don’t like that gendered bullshit anyway, 2. For the exact reason you just posted (whoops), and 3. Most of my friends end up having a second…

lol. An hour and a half to two hour bus/Marta ride or a $25-45 Uber ride. Hard pass.

Oh wow. 32. So old.

Same thing happened to me only I was watching it at work and I got up to check in on my intern, who was doing all my work for me.

It's his own fault. Silva got a yellow card over a fucking GOALIE KICK. Idiot. I'm rooting for Germany because I hate Brazil.

Brazil did Nazi that coming.

That game will be so boring. And I like both teams.

I have compassion for animals. I have a dog. But if your dog is freaked out by noises, other people, maybe has anxiety about you leaving the house, or any other stressing problems, it's your job as a responsible owner to help calm your dog and treat the problem. Telling everyone to shut up and keep quiet isn't the…

I don't get any of those holidays off. I get Christmas and Thanksgiving off. That's it. But the majority of people do get those holidays off. The point is that they're big travel holidays and it's expensive as fuck to travel on those holidays. More so than a normal weekend.

Link. And Wiki Link with more info. You can find them pretty easily. The definition of what is legal and illegal is kind of vague. A lot of the stuff you can buy in those giant warehouses in certain states where residents can buy fireworks are pretty crazy still. You can also apply for a permit in a lot of states.…

They're not illegal everywhere.

Siq burn.

It's a spur throat toothpick grasshopper. Basically, it's a GIANT grasshopper, not a normal size grasshopper. They're all over South America.

Fractured vertebrae? OOF. That can't feel good.

My friend and her husband got married on his birthday, because he really wanted to get married at this specific place in his hometown or something, and it was the only date they could get and he was cool with it also being his birthday. His pals wanted to take him to Vegas for his 30th birthday and he was like, "I…

Yeah, NINE. I have a few in Spring 2015 too. Late 20s / early 30s is the time for weddings, haha. All of them are out of town except for one. Georgia, upstate New York, New York City, eastern shore of Maryland, western Maryland (by WV), and Colorado. One of them is "fantasy" themed... kinda Lord of the Rings-y haha.…