Exactly! How many sports feature the sportsmanship of a handshake line after a game literally minutes after players getting in fistfights? Hockey is the best.

Ughhhhhh go away

Maybe you could wait until the body is cold to be a fucking subhuman dickling? No one is canonizing him...people are sad a fellow human being WITH FLAWS killed himself you low rent fuck. Especially disgusting of you since Nugent described obeisty as suicide stemming from mental health issues people should get treated…

Geez, how the hell am I just now noticing this guy is wearing a Cardinals shirt? I feel like a moran. [wipes single tear away] This makes me appreciate this meme even more now.

The grossness of Trump selectively looking to pardon black people whom he can attach his name to and extract whatever measure of good will from black people cannot be understated. Justice reform shouldn’t be reduced to being known enough that you can get “King’s mercy” from Cheetolini.

I’m still in tears. Being a fan for over 30 years I can’t even describe the feeling. But it’s amazing.

I know things look promising right now, but Caps fans know there’s still an opportunity to blow this.

That’s why hockey is so good. Imagine if LeBron just drilled Steph in the dong with a basketball during warmups and everyone just laughed about it.

Fuck the tomahawk chop

Never change.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

Aaaand you made me spit out my soup. Well played, sir.

+1, No more tears

Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.

Are you my mother? She's always missing things because she was "outside watering the plants."

Germany was also feeling hungry, so they microwaved Brazil's defense.

Very appropriate sponsorship on Univision.

THESE COUNTRIES DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE

I went outside for five minutes to water some plants. When I came back inside and glanced at the screen, I actually shouted, "What the everloving fuck?" at the 4-0 score. And then another! This thing is so insane that I almost, almost feel sorry for Brazil.