Isn't it weird/funny how some names or words bug you for no obvious reason? Kaia just sets my teeth on edge.

I love your profile picture, by the way. Patsy forever!

I always call Speaker Boehner "Boner" because I loathe him and I am emotionally 12 years old.

I seem to recall some other photos that suggested serious boundary issues in that family.

Someone in my 9th grade biology class asked the teacher if you could get pregnant from swallowing semen. Without missing a beat, he said "no, but it's about thirty calories."

Your story about the breaking boners question and the way the teacher handled it reminds me of a question a kid asked in my 7th grade biology class. It was near the end of the period and the teacher asked, "well, that's it for the subject matter for today. Does anyone have any questions? Anything you want to talk…

Uh-oh.

Ugh, I went to school with Swiss twins. They were male models, Trilingual, ridiculously wealthy (they drove to school in twin Aston Martin Vanquishes), lived in a beautiful and world-renowned glamorous part of town, did extreme sports for fun, and were brilliant scholars.

Cersei and Jaime

last year I got a Facebook and Twitter response from Laverne Cox, this year I got a retweet from Pornstach. Maybe next season will be Crazy Eyes.

TOO CUTE

I feels ya. I've been living abroad for about 10 months (6 more to go) in a country where the men are so sexist I would kill myself before ever dating any of them. My vibrator is my best friend right now and I love it.

Holy Christ - it's worse than I thought...

Ugh, so obnoxious. We always cut them long enough to roll twice so the frayed edge was hidden and no one could complain. I don't get what's so wrong with a raw denim edge, but apparently it really pisses some people off.

I am the opposite, I am a dresses and skirts girl. I started wearing slacks like a year ago.

You win the comments section. You win!

Thats cute, but I'd have been flashing undies out the front from about 30 weeks on. So short!*

Please, tell us more about you and your peen.

Your manput is duly noted.