[Eyeroll]

Wait a minute... Is it really legal to go topless on the streets of NYC?

Ultimate goal in life: get high with Zayn and fuck him until I can't remember who I am.

He'd probably have better luck if he stopped referring to women as "hoes"...

Can't a girl want to grow up to be an engineer and want to wear a tiara as well?

I'd check this out, but I've already filed an adoption application for this handsome pup.

One word: Chihuahuas.

Monsters, monsters could swipe left.

... but... but... how could you ever swipe left???

The answer is yes, they would be the first. See how easy that is everyone? Just answering the question is so much easier than being a shithead.

Get your mind out of the Qatar.

There's no way of knowing.

i totally have this gif bookmarked for stressful moments in my life.

I was mentioned by name in a suicide note by a boy I'd turned down. While I feel badly for his death, I do not, cannot and WILL NOT take blame for his actions because I refused to date him. I am so sick of this idea that men are owed a date/kiss/blowjob/anything just because they want it. Nobody owes anybody…

This was cute until she kept running around, annoying everyone for another 20 minutes.

That stuff was awful! It just made my hair hang in limp, oily clumps.

It is very tacky to ask for ANYTHING. A gift is a voluntary item that a guest graciously gives their host in thanks for throwing a party. A host is never supposed to expect a gift. I think it is so rude to ask for either money or gifts. And Miss Manners agrees!