Colton Haynes is ridiculously adorbs and Kat Dennings has a ridiculously cute kitty.

Hi. If we can stop making stupid people famous that would be great.

It wouldn't have bothered me in the least. Although I might have sometimes pretended that I was named for Linus Pauling.

'666 likes' is right.

I used to think I'd be teased but now I really like it.

I JUST got into a vaccine "debate" (it's like "debating" evolution w/ a creationist but I digress) with someone who finally just said "no studies will ever convince me that vaccines didn't cause my son's autism." This was after I explained how science research and its funding works (no, not all scientists are sucking…

Cooper is such a Labrador name. A chocolate lab.

I will be naming any girls I have after flowers. Violet is my current favorite but I also love Rose Marie, Lily, Hyacinth. The problem with Hyacinth is that I grew up watching (and still love) Keeping Up Appearances on PBS and I keep hearing the voice of Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced Bouquet, it's french).

Flloyd. Fucking Flloyd. It was his turn to name the baby, and with two daughters he knew it was his last change to use his favourite name. He wanted it to be a constant reminder of his college days.

My father desperately wanted to give my youngest brother the middle name "Tiberius," after James T. Kirk. My mother absolutely vetoed Tiberius, but agreed to names with the initials NCC. Which, as all good Trekkies will know, is the call sign of the starship Enterprise.

I love your parents.

Had I been a girl, I'd hve been Lauren. Luckily, I was a boy and named after my grandpa, Jack who died a month after my Irish twin sister Jill was born.

I am so, so, SO sick of "if they don't like it, they should just quit." It's a way to defend dehumanizing treatment of employees without actually coming out and saying it. I don't give a shit WHAT someone does for a living — NO ONE SHOULD BE SUBJECTED TO THIS SHIT.

DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK ILL OF MAITRE D' BUTTER

I know. Duckface galore!

Were her sisters not invited to her bachelorette party? How does anyone have a bachelorette party without KHLOE?!?

That is so fascinating to me. If I'd complained to my mom about the AC, uh, anywhere as a teen, she'd've been like, "Do you want some cheese with that whine?"

I hate those parents. I run a summer program for high school students that costs the same. I had a mother insist that the air conditioned room wasn't air conditioned enough.

Ugh... Toni Braxton may have said the dumbest and most horrible thing I've heard all day, but it's early. I have a kid in my family with autism too, and yes, his mom believes that vaccines probably caused it and it's hard to argue with someone who really wants there to be something to blame.