"fell off the back of a truck"

Unbecoming of a mother in her mid-thirties? Not sure what that says about the forearm ink I had done for my 40th birthday...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

If a tornado had interrupted the finale of Lost, I would have been thankful.

The title alone has won my heart

Covering it in a post (per day) is reasonable, but this has been treated like it is earth-shattering BREAKING NEWS, akin to CNN's "missing Malaysian Airliner" overkill.

seriously..stop.

This guy works on the weekends as a Saved By the Bell College Years Zack Morris impersonator.

You've met the wrong homeschoolers. There are actually a lot of us who homeschool for academic reasons, rather than religious reasons. But, we aren't raging psychopaths, so the media doesn't write stories about us. It's just the nature of things.

I had a woman literally walk into a wall while looking at my breasts in the locker room. I didn't get a "talking to". That asinine. Focus on your own fucking workout, you know?

Your mom is awesome and I wanna be just like her when I'm a mom. Seriously. :)

Props to your mom!

My mom was the youth group coordinator at our church when I was a teenager. Some of the kids in the group sang at the mass and one of them, who had a different sense of style, wore long black gloves. There was a big meeting held with the parish council and my mom and they said that they wanted my mom to do something…

oh for fucks's sake, you need a fucking hobby. or a xanax.

Unless you have the proper credentials to diagnose that or even speculate that, all you're doing is body shaming her. Stop it, and most definitely stop diagnosing psychiatric disorders without the proper license.

You don't love hearing him gush about his pretty bird?!

I disagree. Yes, kids have episodes: a considerate parent will take the kid outside to calm down. That's what my parents did with me if I was out of line. Honestly, parents who are on top of their shit ABSOLUTELY deserve discounts, because that's hard work that put them there. It's not random chance.

Seriously the Solange Elevator attack is to Jezebel what Flight 370 is to CNN.

Go on....