Why would he need a mirror? He has Instagram.

Ooooooh WHYD SHE HAVE TO GO AND LOOK SO CONSTIPAAAATED!

I actually felt my heart grow a bit. Rock on, Miley!

I understand you don't want to be touched like I hate that too but at least look like you don't loathe their existence, Avril.

well then dont make people pay 400 dollars for the privilege of standing far away. miley cyrus charges twice as much but she lets fans actually interact with her. say what you will about miley but at least she treats her fans as people rather than plebian money slugs

People always tell me they love my eyeshadow, I'm not wearing eyeshadow just naturally darker eyelids people!

THANK YOU. I have very good skin. I have rosy cheeks. Not everyone who goes barefaced looks like ass.

my old boss let me "work from home" after a bad breakup. the day I came in and went to her desk to tell her of said break up, she said, "can you make it to lunch?" i did and then she took me to lunch and got me REAL drunk while telling me how awesome I was. she was seriously the best boss ever.

Like. I. Said.

Why do so many of these myths revolve around Beyonce? Because Solange started them. Amirite?

They generally look something a bit like this:

I'm reading all of these posts and I've come to the conclusion that I was just a nice boss. I had a number of young staff members and I let them take (paid) sick time off during major break ups. An extra long weekend to cry your eyes out and not having to worry about work just makes people work better once they're…

I wonder how much of this is also so her employer doesn't have to deal with what I'm sure is an exponential increase in paparazzi.

I really like this list, but I feel that it would be even better if it had included that short-lived but ultra-intense Twihard conspiracy theory about WHERE DID THOSE PHOTO TAKEN? That thing required some painstaking work, and it stayed with me for weeks.

I feel like this would be the perfect time for that commentator who always spams all the threads with the "Terry Richardson controls the media" posts to show up.

Aren't Korn some nu-metal wankers from 1997?

Yes, but really there is no way of addressing this without saying something along the lines of:

And what do you say to the history buff, super fan of period dramas who would like to see someone who looks like them in a movie?

I've said it before and I'll say it again. When she says she knows nothing about her mother except that she was black, and the love interest responds, "then at least we know she was beautiful," I tear up. Every. Damn. Time.