Congrats - you have the one job that could tempt me to switch careers.

I love you for judging her. Hell, I'm judging her and I don't know either one of you.

That made me sad.

Those are fake lashes. You can have them too.

WHERE HAS THIS GIF BEEN ALL MY LIFE??? This seems custom tailored to everything I say!

Just to clarify... you're saying "boo" and not "boooo-urns" right?

Booooooooooooooo.

You might say it's her... sole thought.

"I watched inception, so I'm fully aware of james holmes magical powers and also his neuo science studies which now james enters my head like dennis quaid in innerspace and he zooms to my heart and plays with it and forces me to care for him."

Vanessa Hudgens is the most useless, talentless, punchable-face bucket of nonsense.

But is it basic?

I'm just going to post this again because like whatever.

But not just any man.

That's what I would have said to him too. Mmmmmmmmmm Tim Curry in Legend... I think that was the first time I realized I was sometimes attracted to men.

I kind of like Over-9000-Joan-Jett here. Bad. Ass.

HA! Nothing compared Slavic proms (safe for work).

This is actually Google Hair, a wearable computer.

I died.

Still don't get it, huh?