I drank a bottle of wine and ate like 3/4 of a french silk pie in bed.

Dude, I get wasted and call friends sobbing because... Friday. And wine. I guess I have very regular new lows.

I shouldn't have laughed, but the comment about the 15 year old gave me the lulz.

I think the issue is that we rarely hear about anyone SUCCESSFULLY accomplishing a task like this. It's usually "billionaire rescued 18 days into voyage around the world" or "elderly couple disappears in Bermuda Triangle" or "15 year found clinging to a life raft after boat is eaten by shark". If there's a website…

Y'know, I read this article and immediately thought to myself, "If only I could somehow work in an idiotic statement about transgendered people, this would really be complete." Congratulations for pulling off what I could not.

I think you can see the major difference between these two families in the pictures.

Wait for book deals.

This post has been amended to clarify that said rapper has but one Bone to his name.

It's Krayzie BONE. Singular! Geez, Mom.

Fixed.

typo troll

That pic on the right reminds me of a few really bad dates I've had...

Depends on your measure of success. Since her divorce, homegirl has done almost 30 movies (including ones currently in production) had 3 Academy Award nominations and 1 win, and 8 Golden Globe nominations with 2 wins.

I met my husband via an online video game. I really don't see what Franco was doing as creepy except for maybe their age differences. And yes there is some power dynamic with him being a celebrity and all. But, he didn't exactly do anything wrong ... I suppose it's just a little creepy, maybe?

(I'd probably have poked it with my keys. And then run.)

One time a dude was like, "Wanna see my dick?" and I was like "Yes, please" and I stood there waiting. And he eventually walked away. I'm not quite sure what I would have done if he had whipped it out. Probably laughed and made a joke.

Beckies.

Basic Bitches:

Basic bitches.