Any single person who can't enjoy themselves at the wedding of someone they're close to unless they're allowed to drag in some date-of-the-week is too immature to be attending grownup parties anyway. And I say that as a single person who has been invited dateless to many weddings over the years and had a rollicking…

I'm going to have to call bullshit. If you care enough about these people that you want to see them get married, maybe you can grow up enough to realize that bringing your own entertainment isn't a human right. Your friends getting married is the entertainment, and getting to know the other guests at the reception.…

That's great about Tori Spelling, but Emma Watson is an entirely different person. She is a 23 year old woman with absolutely no children who probably works out (and is often photographed running) and has been a lithe wisp of girl since "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." Some women are naturally thin just like…

Don't tone police me. I'm angry and I'm going to curse when I'm angry. Being less angry just makes the conversation more comfortable to you and I don't care about catering to someone who wants to oppress me. And yes, responding to an article about a young girl wanting inclusion into her favorite hobby with this…

Would monogrammed flasks be acceptable?

As a veteran bridesmaid, let me throw this out there re: #10. Do NOT buy me a nice gift to thank me. I love you; I'm happy to be here, it's why I agreed to be your bridesmaid in the first place, and I do not need a memento—I have 300 pictures of myself at your wedding to remember it by. If you really want to do…

Nope. You don't get to patronize me for pointing out the connotations of the words you chose.

Serious answer: you.

I'm incredibly happy that I am a mother (particularly because my kid is over 25).

I knew pretty early in my young adulthood that I didn't want kids. Everyone told me I would change my mind when I got older. I'm 30 now and my mind is still pretty anti-children. Everyone still keeps telling me I'll change my mind when I "find the right man". I don't think so.

Paul McDonald (the Bradley Cooper + Aaron Paul guy) always has the whitest teeth.
I wonder if that's why they are getting divorced.

Wow, it's really done a number on you. Sheesh.

hahahahaha

"Ugggghaaaah"

Indeed.

Nom nom nom nom nom.Nom.

Epic Shade.

I don't give a shit about Swift, I don't give a shit about pop stars. I don't give a shit about 'celebrity'.

You should chill.