I need to visit Chili's real soon then.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Depends on the sport and personal arrangements, I think. I was in the London 2012 games and completed my events in the first week. After that, we were allowed to move into the village for the second week and enjoy it all.

You're doing it wrong, Tim. You're supposed to put aloe on the burn, and not vice versa.

The fit on their women's clothing is generally bad and inconsistent from item to item. They also seem to have a hard time understanding that YES a women can be a size 0 and over 5'2." They don't make a standard sports bra(they all have cups and zippers and a bunch of weird crap going on), their shoes are terrible and…

Totally with you. I know zero about figure skating but anyone who can skate to a Prince song earns some props. Feel better.

I blame the Under Armor speedskating suits for this.

Could be real. The TW van could have been five hours late and, in the end, not resolve the problem.

I can understand their frustration. Last time I wore a rubber suit, lab testing said it was 99% effective. Now I've got a little shit running around the house calling me Dad.

God, I sympathize with the speed skating team. With all the trouble they've had with their uniforms, these guys (and gals!) must just feel like they've been going around in circles.

Unfortunately, her shot at Nikitina missed, meaning that Uhlaender also placed fourth in skeleton biathlon.

FAKE!!! At 1:12, you can clearly see there is a Time Warner vehicle on a service call.

I can't believe this. Y'all do realize that there are some young ladies that frequent this site, are you not? Now they're going to think that baseball is a water sport, bless their hearts.

In all fairness, this is probably less photoshopped than the Upton cover shot last year.

But does it help them protect this house?

And the winner of most original comment on Deadspin today is...

Your family (Jason and parents and such) belong to my synagogue. My grandma is so excited! And so am I, because I used to train at Northbrook/Centennial. Go Jason!!

Nice to know Kenworthy is an Adventure Time fan.