Because those are the only 4 covers that exist in Elle magazine

That. Is. Awesome.

This chick is painfully boring. She reminds me of all the girls who wore Uggs and North Face in college and and are now *fashionistas* with PR jobs.

Including me, that makes at least two of us though they refuse to put us on the brochures.

Looks like MAC Love Beam to me.

See I'm pretty much an Amazon user three times a year: their birthdays and Christmas. Now the 11 year old has my iTunes on her iPod but she also knows the first time she makes a purchase (had to enter it for her to be able to get free apps) will be the last of the iPod.

i want her to apologize for not telling me what color lipstick she's wearing because that shit is GORGE.

It sounds like this is just an assumption. Americans aren't all that dominant in winter Olympics anyway. It's probably still going to have Ice Skating as one of the dominant prime time sports along with skiing, speed skating and snowboarding. They show bobsled in prime time and Americans are never good at that.

Yup, it's all about the commercials, gotta put things on that the most people will watch.

Pretty much, especially since NBC got exclusivity. You have no idea how pissed I was in 2012 that none of the swimming events I wanted to watch weren't aired because no Americans were featured. Or that they'd consistently not show the medal ceremony if an American hadn't won gold. Forgive me for wanting to hear a…

Oh, I'm sure. I was being sarcastic, is all.
I think it has to do with the Krystals and Kourtneys and Kalebs and Kodys.

ENJOY YOUR EARTHQUAKE INTO THE OCEAN! *Sobs into ice*

Winter? Wassat?

Nothing annoys me more than people who don't get the simple concept of turn the channel if you don't like something. Especially if it's an established show and you know they sometimes do humor like this. How about you stop watching it with your kids?

Every time Morrissey opens his mouth I want to tenderize his face. Especially when he equates eating animals with sexually abusing children, he clearly has no idea what he is talking about.

What does Morrissey think that meat eaters do to the meat exactly again?

Yeah, my main issue is that so many lists act like they're definitive and actual fact, and a lot of the worst lists are albums that people didn't have the patience to give a chance. A lot of good music takes a few listens to get. But that's just my opinion :).

I once worked at a company where the president's exec assistant and I shared the same (not common) first name. My boss asked if I would mind being called by my middle name, "to avoid confusion." I asked him if he had asked the same thing of all four Davids in the department, and the subject was dropped. I had much…

No, I think it was a reminder that he's married to a woman who also gave birth.