Calling it: COMMENT OF THE YEAR.

I'm a pretty tolerant and forgiving person, but I can't muster a single thought besides "please die NOW, preferably painfully" toward people who abuse children (and that sounds like some hardcore emotional abuse).

One time I got high and imagined I was a dolphin. I wonder if there's a dolphin out there chewing on a puffer fish and imagining that she's me.

Puff, puff, pass?

Relevant.

Lucy Liu (45) continues to kill it in 'Elementary'.

I hope that would be as hot and badass as Jessica Lange when I'm 64. Seriously, I have such a big woman crush on her.

Every time I order a Bailey's Irish Coffee at a restaurant or bar it's always lukewarm. Boo.

+10 for the V.C. Andrews reference. What was up with her? Seriously?!?

I'm torn between finding these rings and their entire, weird culture hilarious, and feeling terribly sorry for teenage girls, whose hymens are betrothed to their pervert hymen-loving fathers. Can I feel both? These rings are like some weird sub-plot of a V.C. Andrews story come to life.

Do you kiss your dad on the lips?

I actually work from a diamond lap top.

Yes. Just kidding, but maybe. It was very creepy to me but doesn't surprise me. Just taking 'daddy's little girl' a bit too far. Have the birds and the bees talk or tell her not to have sex until she's in love or whatever. But don't give her a 'I own your vagina now' ring.

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

Every kiss begins with Kay.

Yes. But did he go to Jared?

Thank you for this comment and this thread. Thank you so much.

Aww, come on, don't be that commenter.