I vote for buying the kid a $12 dress at Target. Spend that money on YOU. Treat yo self.

I didn't have to read the byline to guess Tracie Egan Morrissey wrote this. Seriously, if even the most despicable female celebrity gained 50 lbs, Jezebel wouldn't dream of mocking her for "eating her feelings." You're bad at this, Tracie.

Biebs looks like a baby meerkat? You know what? That's rude. Really fucking rude.

He's your fair warning.... I despise football. Can't stand it. The only thing I hate as much as football is Texas. And I'm 42, so the antics of high school are long gone... not that it mattered all that much because I was the kid the FNL crew woulda shoved into a locker. So on paper, a show about Texas football…

Did you happen to take off the clothes and seal them? I might be interested in purchasing. =/

This makes me feel...

Let's not forget "sprinkle": the baby shower for your 2nd kid!

A cylon WOULD say that. Baltar, your cylon detector is here! ;)

Whatever, dickbags! Hot pink tinsel tree with hot pink lights that even have pink cords! YES!

I love big bulbs.

All I know is that I want to move to London and be your BFF.

True, the source material was bad. But it doesn't change the fact that I cannot understand her appeal. Like I said, not necessarily rational why I dislike her so much.

Thanks. I like some hiphop, so I'll check it out. :)

Aubrey Plaza: no jury in the world would convict you.

...all I care about is my fans...one retwteet...

I think he's pissed his name is Chester.

Who are these "fans"?

I know it's just one image, but a "military" movie where the female soldier has her hair within regulations?!? Be still my little NCO-heart!

"Shooes" is how I imagine this is spelled: