Sometimes I reach up to swipe it off my Mr. Water's lips and he says, "What do I care if I have lipstick on my lips? It means my wife's been kissing me."

Well, Mr. Anonymous, my husband doesn't give two shits about getting my lipstick on his lips, or his cheek, or his cock. In fact I think he rather likes it. But what do I know. The most I hear from Mr. Water is stuff like "That lipstick is a really nice color with your eyes." or "I like that top a lot." Never "don't…

Are we absolutely sure this was written and produced by women? Because every "asshole" thing they show is something that only whiny "Nice Guys" complain about.

I like dark lipstick. Browns and maroons and red-wine purples. Like I-just-ate-a-baby lipstick. And despite having read the HuffPost article I am strangely disinclined to change my colour choices.

Also, dude's really going to turn down a kiss because of bright lipstick? Guess whose kiss-privileges just got revoked? That asshole's.

Same! I think the bright lip is one of the best looks out there. I've never met anybody that doesn't like it. Whenever I wear my Candy Yum Yum I get nothing but compliments.

And we will both be fantastically comfy.

I don't see how this contradicts the jock-vs-nerd story. In my high school, there were typically 3 levels of classes for each required course - core (for your average student), honors (a bit more strenuous), and AP. "Jocks" tended to be in the core classes while "nerds" tended to be in honors or AP. If people were…

I like sharing this source for long pants with all the tall women who I see complaining about sizing - I get all my jeans here. It just so happens that they're having a sale right now! I particularly like that the rise is a little higher to accompany longer hips.

I feel like there is maybe one woman in the world who can walk into a store and have most of the clothes fit her correctly. I'm 5'3" and if I don't shop in the petite section everything's too long. Button up shirts and sundresses don't properly cover my B cup boobs. You're butt's too big, pants don't fit right. You're…

If Taco Bell is and has been your only source for tacos in your life, I simply feel terrible for you.

Tears of children

Never in a million years would I figure to be that Dawson turned out to be one awesomely funny dude...

Jeez I had forgotten how pretty she was.

Fun times, here we go. I preface this by saying: I love my mother. She did her best, which wasn't great, but it was her best. I love my mother.

My parents are religious (and so am I, I suppose. To the extent where it's nice to have an invisible friend to talk to all the time, but I have sex with my boyfriend who I'm…

Confidence or arrogance?

This does nothing for me. I'm more into the bulky, hairy lumberjack types.

My "V" is more like a "U".

Well..so much for starting my Friday off on a high note