I'll stop acting like a "shit ass" when this person pulls their head out of their ass. Bye.

It's a Spur Throat Toothpick Grasshopper. It's harmless. Just big. They kind of remind of lubbers (people in the south know what I am talking about) only green.

You sound really fun.

Okay, inconsiderate holiday wedding haver. I did "regretfully decline" and she was very upset that I couldn't be there. I didn't want to say "DON'T HAVE A FUCKING WEDDING ON A NATIONAL HOLIDAY THEN" so I told her the real reason, which was that I couldn't afford to travel and I also couldn't take off work. Not…

Dogs are not kids.

It's also insanely more expensive to travel during those holiday weekends than it is on a normal weekend. Flights are more expensive and sell out. Hotels are more expensive and sell out. Renting a car is more expensive. Traffic sucks. Also, not everyone wants to use their holiday weekend to spent it at your wedding.…

She's not an ass, just a bit absent minded. I just don't think she thought it through. She's a tiny bit... dippy and in her hippie raver rainbow mind she was probably thinking "Like, OMG, I love the 4th of July because like, fireworks and stuff, I should get married then! It will be like a big party!" and didn't think…

What a greek fucking tragedy. Her dogs bark. I heard they do that. Her choice to own dogs.

I'm saying if you want quiet, move somewhere that's quiet. Cities aren't quiet. Common sense. Have you heard of it?

No, it's a national holiday, it isn't about you. Getting married on a national holiday is entitled.

Don't live in a city.

I'm not exaggerating either. I live in a kinda shitty neighborhood in DC. It's constant popping and bangs from 8AM until 4AM. It's summer. It's loud. If it's not because of 4th of July shit, it's because someone's having a block party or a BBQ and blasting music or little kids are running around screaming at the tops…

I just think it will be a boring game. Both teams are great, but I just think it won't be very exciting.

Don't infringe on others right to have fun.

You don't have to fucking tell me. I live in Washington DC in an area with lots of kids and families. The loud pops have been happening for a few days. It's not a big deal. You sound like a lot of fun. And like a really obnoxious neighbor who narcs on everything and hates fun.

Finger wag guy is my favorite.

My friend decided to have her wedding today. Like at 8PM. On the 4th of July. I can't go because it's out of town and I couldn't take off work... and traveling on holiday weekends is expensive. Also, having your wedding on a national holiday is kind of... selfish? I don't really celebrate Independence Day either since…

Get your dogs a thundershirt and stop complaining about ONE DAY where people want to set off fireworks and cookout and have fun.

Right? And the ref finally pulls out cards and he pulls them out for THAT. Face palm.

Only one of those teams is making it to the final though. I really just hope the final isn't Germany vs. The Netherlands. Germany vs. Argentina or Netherlands vs. Brasil, fine.